BEAVER (to the tune of Fever)

I wrote these crazy lyrics a couple years ago as part of a Monty Python group I host elsewhere....

BEAVER (to the tune of Fever)

Never know how much I chew, yeah,
Never know how deep to bite...
When I put my teeth into wood
I'm a beaver who wants to do it right.

'Cause I'm a beaver biting in wood;
Beaver with a nasty bite;
Beaver -- give you warning!
Beaver even in the night.

Ev’rybody wants this beaver
That is something you all know
Beaver isn’t such a new thing
Beaver started long ago

'Cause I'm a beaver biting in wood;
Beaver with a nasty bite;
Beaver -- give you warning!
Beaver even in the night.


Fun brightens my playtime--
Wood for me to bite!!
Making dams all around me
And you know I chew with all my might.

'Cause I'm a beaver biting in wood;
Beaver with a nasty bite;
Beaver -- give you warning!
Beaver even in the night.

Lumber may have its own jack.
Teeth fell them the same
For when I sink my teeth into wood
You'll be calling me by my name!

'Cause I'm a beaver biting in wood;
Beaver with a nasty bite;
Beaver -- give you warning!
Beaver even in the night.

Now you’ve listened to my story
Here’s the point that I have made
Wood was made for mouth of Beaver
For beavers make it in the shade.

'Cause I'm a beaver biting in wood;
Beaver with a nasty bite;
Beaver -- give you warning!
Beaver even in the night.

What's the use of biting fern
What's the use of biting fern
What's the use of biting fern

(C) 2005, Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw.