Posted: You Must Show Positive Proof of Sanity Before Entering These Premises
I think if I ever get involved in another Indian gathering
That I’ll post a sign right at the gate to stop incessant blathering:
“Certain behaviors, attitudes, words and such are strictly not allowed—
Jerks, rednecks, wannabes, and groupies will be disemboweled.”
Signed: the Chairman of the Committee
ã4 December 1993, Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw.
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