My Playful Impish Quotes
01/10/10
Warning: you have all been officially taken as prisoners in my heart, and I threw away the keys. So, there will be no escape or jailbreaks! lol *hug* ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
Warning: you have all been officially taken as prisoners in my heart, and I threw away the keys. So, there will be no escape or jailbreaks! lol *hug* ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
12/09/10
When the imp was asked if there was anything she really like to have, she replied, "Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight..." Ah, that imp! hehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
When the imp was asked if there was anything she really like to have, she replied, "Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight..." Ah, that imp! hehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
10/10/10
The imp has decided not to remove any more house spiders but rather to give them all full-time jobs to make the house ready for Halloween. She also likes the Lily Munster look. Of course, the imp should be fired as a housekeeper. hehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
The imp has decided not to remove any more house spiders but rather to give them all full-time jobs to make the house ready for Halloween. She also likes the Lily Munster look. Of course, the imp should be fired as a housekeeper. hehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
11/10/10
The imp says the chemical formula for holy water is H2OMG ... and is "improved" with good cognac (or raki if Turkish, beer if German, saki if Japanese, ...) by certain "holy" types. hehehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
The imp says the chemical formula for holy water is H2OMG ... and is "improved" with good cognac (or raki if Turkish, beer if German, saki if Japanese, ...) by certain "holy" types. hehehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
12/10/10
The imp has a new favorite word in this world & declares this month to celebrate it-- Uuuuuffffff! Month is now in progress. hehehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
The imp has a new favorite word in this world & declares this month to celebrate it-- Uuuuuffffff! Month is now in progress. hehehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
30/11/10
While playing Wordscraper with some friends, the one who wins the previous game starts the new one. The winner is Finnish, so one of our mates said let's speak dirty in Finnish to encourage the winner. I wrote "likainen" (dirty). I like to be compliant where I can be, you see. hehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
While playing Wordscraper with some friends, the one who wins the previous game starts the new one. The winner is Finnish, so one of our mates said let's speak dirty in Finnish to encourage the winner. I wrote "likainen" (dirty). I like to be compliant where I can be, you see. hehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
13/12/10
I don't mind visions of sugar plums dancing in my head as long as the Sugar Plum Fairy also brings baklava with her when she visits. ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
I don't mind visions of sugar plums dancing in my head as long as the Sugar Plum Fairy also brings baklava with her when she visits. ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
14/12/10
When asked by a friend who would I like my celebrity lover for the day to be, I asked why a celebrity & does this person have to be currently living? I guess that was a wrong answer. So, I boldly continued to say, well, for today I think I would choose Enoch because he lasted longest & really knew how to take off into the heavens. I somehow think this was also not the right answer. LOL ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
When asked by a friend who would I like my celebrity lover for the day to be, I asked why a celebrity & does this person have to be currently living? I guess that was a wrong answer. So, I boldly continued to say, well, for today I think I would choose Enoch because he lasted longest & really knew how to take off into the heavens. I somehow think this was also not the right answer. LOL ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
08/01/11
I could not stop for death & still won't! The imp wants mischief, the dragon feeding, the nymph a laurel tree to tend, a broom needing off the pink potion, a magic carpet to clean, breathing still to do, friends to love, & a beloved to thrill well past ecstasy. Schedules! Mustn't interfere with mine! lol ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
I could not stop for death & still won't! The imp wants mischief, the dragon feeding, the nymph a laurel tree to tend, a broom needing off the pink potion, a magic carpet to clean, breathing still to do, friends to love, & a beloved to thrill well past ecstasy. Schedules! Mustn't interfere with mine! lol ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
19/01/11This is a test of the Emergency Imp System. The imp in voluntary cooperation with other fun lovers has developed this system to keep you informed in the event of a lack of impishness. If this had been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed to apply immediate fun & chocolate. ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
27/01/11
Reminding you all that you have been taken prisoner in my heart & that I threw away the key. So, there will be no escaping or jailbreaks. Nope. You'll just have to get used to being loved by me forever. ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
Reminding you all that you have been taken prisoner in my heart & that I threw away the key. So, there will be no escaping or jailbreaks. Nope. You'll just have to get used to being loved by me forever. ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
27/01/11
Imp's chain status naughtiness: I might not be your 51st, 72nd, or even 103rd choice, but I am here & still breathing. I don't pretend to be an angel, because I am great at being an imp. I might do somethings mischievously, but, I am an imp. So, what did you expect? nenner nenner :P ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
Imp's chain status naughtiness: I might not be your 51st, 72nd, or even 103rd choice, but I am here & still breathing. I don't pretend to be an angel, because I am great at being an imp. I might do somethings mischievously, but, I am an imp. So, what did you expect? nenner nenner :P ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
03/02/11
The imp's silly advice for the day: Don't count your cows until the eggs come home because you can't make them drink water. hehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
The imp's silly advice for the day: Don't count your cows until the eggs come home because you can't make them drink water. hehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
04/02/11
I was asked how many languages do I speak or at least read well. Hmm. I know I speak fluent female. Does that count? hehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
I was asked how many languages do I speak or at least read well. Hmm. I know I speak fluent female. Does that count? hehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
13/02/11
Do I like Valentine's Day? Sure. Any day that reminds me of chocolate can't be all bad, right? LOL ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
13/02/11
Do I like Valentine's Day? Sure. Any day that reminds me of chocolate can't be all bad, right? LOL ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
13/02/11
Valentine's Eve is not too early to begin celebrating chocolate! I think we need the spirit of chocolate in our hearts all year round! For we need a little chocolate right this very minute; chocolate in the hallways, chocolate on the stairways. We need a little chocolate now. hehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
22/02/11
While having a discussion on modesty, ladylike behavior, & the art of being a good woman, I was exactly how old I was. I was then told I should have been born a few centuries ago. *sighs* Well... All I can say is ... I look VERY good for a several 100s year old woman! ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
While having a discussion on modesty, ladylike behavior, & the art of being a good woman, I was exactly how old I was. I was then told I should have been born a few centuries ago. *sighs* Well... All I can say is ... I look VERY good for a several 100s year old woman! ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
01/03/11
I'm your friend, so I want to learn the song in your heart & sing it back to you when you forget the words. I'll just sing "la la la" on those parts. You don't mind I sing a bit off key, maybe a bit flat, even maybe in a minor key sometimes, perhaps syncopate the beat, or jazz it up a bit? Just trying to be helpful, you see. ~ The Imp a.k.a. Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
I'm your friend, so I want to learn the song in your heart & sing it back to you when you forget the words. I'll just sing "la la la" on those parts. You don't mind I sing a bit off key, maybe a bit flat, even maybe in a minor key sometimes, perhaps syncopate the beat, or jazz it up a bit? Just trying to be helpful, you see. ~ The Imp a.k.a. Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
08/03/11
If I put purple, green, & golden yellow feathers in my hair, draped myself in tons of beads, painted a Cajun queen mask over my eyes, & danced to soca, calypso, samba, etc., would you notice that my shoes did not match? ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
If I put purple, green, & golden yellow feathers in my hair, draped myself in tons of beads, painted a Cajun queen mask over my eyes, & danced to soca, calypso, samba, etc., would you notice that my shoes did not match? ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
09/03/11
Since many of you have expressed interest in knowing more about me and since I tend to think I talk too much already, here is your chance to "friend interview" me. Ask me what you will... even very silly questions. I will see how or if I can answer. No one can be too sure what an imp will say or do... or not say or do, of course. Shall we have some fun then? Ask away. LOL ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
Since many of you have expressed interest in knowing more about me and since I tend to think I talk too much already, here is your chance to "friend interview" me. Ask me what you will... even very silly questions. I will see how or if I can answer. No one can be too sure what an imp will say or do... or not say or do, of course. Shall we have some fun then? Ask away. LOL ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
07/03/11
Spam Re-post: *ALERT TO ALL FRIENDS* check your profile wall for a video of 2 naked guys. hackers have hacked into friends account's & are posting it on everyone's profile wall of all their friends: check your profile wall for hacker's post & remove them and report as spam-- I am protesting because I am being discriminated against-- no naked guys yet on my wall, & I have been watching for them, too. :P ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
Spam Re-post: *ALERT TO ALL FRIENDS* check your profile wall for a video of 2 naked guys. hackers have hacked into friends account's & are posting it on everyone's profile wall of all their friends: check your profile wall for hacker's post & remove them and report as spam-- I am protesting because I am being discriminated against-- no naked guys yet on my wall, & I have been watching for them, too. :P ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
06/03/11
My beautiful NameTwin Daphne Silvermyst Wilson says "Uh oh... the little devil from my left shoulder & the little angel on my right shoulder are arguing again...this can't be good ...um... fight! fight! fight!" I say "whichever one offers the most fun should win! fight fight fight!!" lol ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
My beautiful NameTwin Daphne Silvermyst Wilson says "Uh oh... the little devil from my left shoulder & the little angel on my right shoulder are arguing again...this can't be good ...um... fight! fight! fight!" I say "whichever one offers the most fun should win! fight fight fight!!" lol ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
12/03/11
The last time I was in intensive care, I pretended to pole dance with the IV pole & other impiness. All, even the doctors despite themselves, just kept bursting out laughing at my antics. One kept saying he would never believe I was the most dangerously ill patient on the floor if he did not see my charts with his own eyes because I was just too lively & naughty. Hey, it works so far. hehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
The last time I was in intensive care, I pretended to pole dance with the IV pole & other impiness. All, even the doctors despite themselves, just kept bursting out laughing at my antics. One kept saying he would never believe I was the most dangerously ill patient on the floor if he did not see my charts with his own eyes because I was just too lively & naughty. Hey, it works so far. hehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
16/03/11
A friend just reminded me that I'd better wear green tomorrow or I'll be pinched instead of poked. (Barbara Farmer Dickson) Hmm. I do need a good poking. Not as much as I need that pot of gold & the leprechaun... hmm. Green, eh? lol ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
A friend just reminded me that I'd better wear green tomorrow or I'll be pinched instead of poked. (Barbara Farmer Dickson) Hmm. I do need a good poking. Not as much as I need that pot of gold & the leprechaun... hmm. Green, eh? lol ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
22/03/11
We all need silliness in big daily doses just to stay healthy & sane. So, I say dance in the rain. Jump in those mud puddles. Swim in the creek, naked if you prefer. Chase the rainbow. Let the wonders of life & our world fill up your senses. Have fun. Laugh loudly. Smile often. Enjoy life. ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
We all need silliness in big daily doses just to stay healthy & sane. So, I say dance in the rain. Jump in those mud puddles. Swim in the creek, naked if you prefer. Chase the rainbow. Let the wonders of life & our world fill up your senses. Have fun. Laugh loudly. Smile often. Enjoy life. ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
26/03/11
If you could ask me to write on a specific topic for a blog post, what would you ask? If you could ask me any question, what would you ask? The imp is entertaining questions now. Watch out. I sense mischief afoot. hehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
If you could ask me to write on a specific topic for a blog post, what would you ask? If you could ask me any question, what would you ask? The imp is entertaining questions now. Watch out. I sense mischief afoot. hehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
26/03/11
If it is true that well-behaved women rarely make history, I am wondering what more I have to do to have a shot at making history. Hmm hehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
If it is true that well-behaved women rarely make history, I am wondering what more I have to do to have a shot at making history. Hmm hehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
26/03/11
I have found that the key to having a long relationship is never ever under any circumstance kill the other person. The relationship seems to work better and last longer when the other person is still breathing. Trust me on this. ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
I have found that the key to having a long relationship is never ever under any circumstance kill the other person. The relationship seems to work better and last longer when the other person is still breathing. Trust me on this. ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
26/03/11
For those who understand this (for those who don't - hint: YouTube) -- I am thinking that showing off my map of Tasmania (if only I could find it) might be an interesting exercise ... just sayin' hehehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
29/03/11
The Glitch Gremlins are out in full force right now, so I will go find work and amusement elsewhere. Your walls are now safe from the imp for an unspecified time. lol ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
The Glitch Gremlins are out in full force right now, so I will go find work and amusement elsewhere. Your walls are now safe from the imp for an unspecified time. lol ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
31/03/11
Wow. Someone asked me if I am always this naughty? I said no... tonight is a very slow night. Well? I was just trying to be helpful. ;) ~ the imp a.k.a. Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
Wow. Someone asked me if I am always this naughty? I said no... tonight is a very slow night. Well? I was just trying to be helpful. ;) ~ the imp a.k.a. Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
03/04/11
My poor adik, Johana Johari is suffering from conjunctivitis, & I was wondering if that made her a sight for sore eyes. Sorry about that. I'm just a pupil here, but iris wondering if vitreous humor shows a lack of vision or if I just lack focus? Go on, tell me the truth. Socket to me. ~ the imp a.k.a. Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
My poor adik, Johana Johari is suffering from conjunctivitis, & I was wondering if that made her a sight for sore eyes. Sorry about that. I'm just a pupil here, but iris wondering if vitreous humor shows a lack of vision or if I just lack focus? Go on, tell me the truth. Socket to me. ~ the imp a.k.a. Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
22/04/11
My SIL Gypsy Bradshaw told me that good girls are made of sugar & spice & everything nice & that bad girls are made of Jack Daniels & coke & pieces of ice. I think imps are made of twigs & weeds & myriad seeds... plus a wee bit of playfulness, mischief, & laughter. ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
My SIL Gypsy Bradshaw told me that good girls are made of sugar & spice & everything nice & that bad girls are made of Jack Daniels & coke & pieces of ice. I think imps are made of twigs & weeds & myriad seeds... plus a wee bit of playfulness, mischief, & laughter. ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
01/05/11
Do you know what I love so much about mud? It's real. It squishes. It makes a wonderful mess. It can be shaped. It moves. It is fertile. It smells. It feels so good in your hands and between your toes. AND, because mothers everywhere do not like naughty children playing in it & getting filthy. I say, let's get filthy together, ok? hehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
Do you know what I love so much about mud? It's real. It squishes. It makes a wonderful mess. It can be shaped. It moves. It is fertile. It smells. It feels so good in your hands and between your toes. AND, because mothers everywhere do not like naughty children playing in it & getting filthy. I say, let's get filthy together, ok? hehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
09/05/11
Mae West said for us women to cultivate our curves even though they might be dangerous, they won't be avoided. We don't want them avoided, do we, ladies? We want them cultivated! That's why most of us keep looking for a good plow, right? ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
Mae West said for us women to cultivate our curves even though they might be dangerous, they won't be avoided. We don't want them avoided, do we, ladies? We want them cultivated! That's why most of us keep looking for a good plow, right? ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
11/05/11
When asked if I am as sexy & exciting as I appear to be, I said sure! I am alive, breathing, & female. What more could anyone ask for? I somehow think this was not the answer that was expected. hehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
When asked if I am as sexy & exciting as I appear to be, I said sure! I am alive, breathing, & female. What more could anyone ask for? I somehow think this was not the answer that was expected. hehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
11/05/11
Once in high school when asked to go on a date to the worst bar in town, I asked the guy if there were enough lights for us to read & do homework by there. Uhm, he disappeared, & I never was asked again. Wonder why? hehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
Once in high school when asked to go on a date to the worst bar in town, I asked the guy if there were enough lights for us to read & do homework by there. Uhm, he disappeared, & I never was asked again. Wonder why? hehehe ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
13/05/11
Lee Staley asked, "how many FB friends believe in the Friday the 13th superstition??" I said, "Oh absolutely! I avoid all men wearing hockey masks carrying bloody chainsaws or bloody axes... or bloody anything, for that matter... all day long. Yep yep yep. Never can be too safe on such a day, you know. ;) " ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
Lee Staley asked, "how many FB friends believe in the Friday the 13th superstition??" I said, "Oh absolutely! I avoid all men wearing hockey masks carrying bloody chainsaws or bloody axes... or bloody anything, for that matter... all day long. Yep yep yep. Never can be too safe on such a day, you know. ;) " ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
15/05/11
Since the 60s, I wanted to dress in a "Daphne version" of Janis Joplin & Jimi Hendrix. It took me a few decades to do it... a tamer version, alas. Maybe one day I'll do the fuller version. After all when I am old I shall wear purple... why not my hippie-"gypsy" look? lol We'll see. ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
Since the 60s, I wanted to dress in a "Daphne version" of Janis Joplin & Jimi Hendrix. It took me a few decades to do it... a tamer version, alas. Maybe one day I'll do the fuller version. After all when I am old I shall wear purple... why not my hippie-"gypsy" look? lol We'll see. ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
15/05/11
Another fashion fantasy dress type of mine, also since the 60s, is to wear various Asian & central Asian/eastern European styles... again, my version. This one I was able to do more of in the 80s, but I want to do so again. ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
Another fashion fantasy dress type of mine, also since the 60s, is to wear various Asian & central Asian/eastern European styles... again, my version. This one I was able to do more of in the 80s, but I want to do so again. ~ Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
24/05/11
I was told, "You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster." All I can say is-- I want that rocking chair! Man! ~ the imp a.k.a. Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
I was told, "You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster." All I can say is-- I want that rocking chair! Man! ~ the imp a.k.a. Daphne Yvonne Bradshaw
09/06/11
Epicurious once told me that the problem with quotes on the internet is you can never tell if they're real. ~ Abraham Lincoln quoting from a speech by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr
Epicurious once told me that the problem with quotes on the internet is you can never tell if they're real. ~ Abraham Lincoln quoting from a speech by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr
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